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Maine 'hermit' gets marriage proposal, bail offer
Mon Apr 15, 2013
The original article stated that those glasses were his. That style of glasses are not from this millenium, so I'm guessing they're at least 27 years old...
US Navy shifts destroyer in wake of North Korea missile threats
Sun Mar 31, 2013
Dude, I think we're getting to the point that China/US/Russia/S Korea/Japan are just sick and tired of N Korea. That's why we're just trying to piss him off. How much you wanna bet that China has told the U.S. that if Kim Jun Un really does pull the trigger, that they'll just step to the side and le …
Out-of-control car lands on roof of LA home
Sun Mar 24, 2013
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need... roads
North Korea's Kim Jong Un threatens attack on US bases in Pacific
Wed Mar 20, 2013
The last two times we said that there was a direct threat and attacked first didn't work out too well. But, history has a way of repeating itself and politicians aren't known for their long-term memory. So maybe...
$4 million worth of marijuana scattered on California beach
Mon Mar 18, 2013
I think it used to be 4.1 million, because apparently, the smugglers smoked some of it. Only someone who's high off his gourd would try to 'hide' those massive bundles with like 5 branches. "hey dude, I think someone's going to see this" you're totally right, man! "quick grab some leaves!" that shou …
Teen running from cops picks wrong house for hiding
Wed Mar 13, 2013
I bet the cop was thinking the entire time, "I hope I pull this off. I hope I pull this off. Don't run away kid... I will have the best story EVER!"
'You've got to be kidding me': Maryland woman gets a ticket for driving 63 mph — in a 65 zone
Tue Mar 12, 2013
I like this cop. Dude, the left lane is for passing the people who want to go the speed limit of lower. And I'm reminded of Chris Farley in Black Sheep Cop: Tell me, officer, do you have any idea how fast you were going? Mike: ...I guess I was goin' about... 65, topsCop: SEVEN! SEVEN miles an hour!
Three killed as Navy jet crashes in Washington state
Mon Mar 11, 2013
This comment caused me pain. As a service to the rest of us, please first type your thoughts into Microsoft Word or comparable word processing program and let the spell check do it's job. Afterwards, you can copy/paste your thought into the comment box and share said thought with the rest of the wor …
West Virginia mayor: My son's drug arrest might save his life
Thu Mar 7, 2013
He's been in rehab twice. That's not working... And his dad is trying to give him support by being there and showing his love by letting is son see the consequence of his actions. The least I can do is respect his decision.
Cops: Man goes berserk with ax at Dunkin' Donuts
Thu Mar 7, 2013
Puns... puns everywhere... Dunkin Donuts - Sir, I must axe you to leave. Wilfred Levine - I take offense to this! I shall return to cream you. Cop - Get on the ground! Donut think about running away. News Reporter - And today's story is sprinkled with a little bit of crazy...
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